The Best Gilly Ever

neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

loowholockian:

stridork:

i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

thebestgillyever:

but what if we got it all wrong
what if gray hair is actually silver hair

trenotcool:

*likes ur comment to let u know that the conversation is over*

do you ever just watch a movie and literally have the biggest smile on your face and squirm and just pause and rewind because you love it so much

yongmuney:

all i want for christmas is [soulja boy voice] YYOOUUUUUUU

agentotter:

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.